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•إليكم بعض التعريفات الطريفة لمصطلحات كمبيوترية معروفة .
•التعريفات من وجهة نظر مزارع من الريف الامريكى .
•وهى بالطبع لمن لديه دراية جيدة باللغة الانجليزية , ولولا خوفى ان افسد المتعة والتمتع بها لترجمتها .
•فمن حباه الله بالانجليزية فليتمتع بها , ومن قدرت عليه امكانياته اللغوية فليستعن بصديق او قاموس
•1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
•2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
•3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
•4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
•5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
•6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
•7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
•8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
•9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
•10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
•11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
•12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
•13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
•14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
•15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
•16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
•17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
•18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
•19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
•20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
•21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
•22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
•23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
•24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
•25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.