What happens if you marry a Computer Programmer?


Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear . . . . .,I'm now logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.

Wife : What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.

Wife : What is my value in the family?
Husband : Unknown Virus.